Agila&Vago

“Look, mate, one year is now just two percent of my life. But when I was 20, a year was five percent of my life. And when I was only ten years old, a year was ten percent of my life. So when I was a child, a year seemed to last a lifetime, because in relative terms, it did last a lifetime. One year was a very big chunk of time I had spent on earth. And now it’s just not. When you are pushing 50, a year is over in the blink of an eye.”
— David Bowie, his perspective on life (via properly-inappropriate)

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huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

(via no-idle-minds)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via webabuser)

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(via webabuser)

“Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.”

Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

always reblog

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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

(Source: pizza, via survivingforthebest)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

image

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